32 Memes to Quell the Voices

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  • 01
    *invention of archery* "Man I really wanna stab this dude, but he way tf over there
  • 02
    WHO TOOK MY X-ACO KNIFEZ ALTAY TA IT WAS ME
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  • 03
    Physically I'm vaping in the handicap stall but mentally I'm way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
  • 04
    I think I used too much caulk.
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    That awkward moment when you spawn in the enemy's base: KFC
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    POV: you're bleeding out but we have to wait for my Bluetooth to connect before I drive to the hospital
  • 07
    My colleagues know that although I'm the coworker who always over reacts, I'll still figure out a way to get it done. I just need to be dramatic first... @officialworkmemes *This is a disaster*
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    GO AHEAD, GO TO THE BELL FACTORY SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A DING DONG
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    Jon @ArfMeasures God *creates a worm* hello little buddy! Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha God *creates birds*
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    trash jones @jzux i love airplanes because every few years they introduce a new, worse ticket option. like why am i booking Loser Economy where you board 5 minutes after the plane leaves and your seat is the floor
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    Good morning my fellow gaymen! Apr 23. - Is It Gay For A Man To Own A Cat? 279 2,603 Shares Like View previous comments... Share it's definitely suspect. no man in his right frame of mind owns a cat. just think about it. definitely something zesty or perverted going on. 1d Like 52 68
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    Ariana 4 reviews ✰✰ 6 months ago Excellent food!!! Like Clara 2 reviews : 1 photo 10 months ago I have never been at that restaurant.. ⠀
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    "How's your day going?" Me: The Narcoleptic Goddess hate it with a passion.
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  • 14
    Something I've been putting off for weeks that wouldn't take longer than fifteen minutes to complete Me
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    #construction 1 1.7
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    writing-prompt-s SALES CENT mogenoal Image prompt randomslasher "Gary, I realize it's your first day, but we do have a dress code."
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  • 17
    I understand why grandpa used to stand at the window like that now 6,442 172 635
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    It hurts Emily Baumgartner @embaummy So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this. SPACE RANGER LIGHT
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    Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Jac Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do why don't you let them?
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    Ti* ARTISTS AI
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    THE OFFICIAL WINNER OF THE NOT MY JOB" CONTEST...
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  • 22
    ALL THIS UNLIMITED DATA TO BE GETTING LIKE 3 TEXTS A MONTH
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    My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent
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  • 24
    South Park creators watching news right now:
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    I have good news and bad news WALDO GUNS n'BACON CORVING WILD
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  • 26
    Siren Blake 2d . not feeling very skibidi gyat or whatever the kids are saying these days
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    51 : +1 (678) 888-4928 > Text Message Yesterday 10:24 PM Hey it's Michael Jackson I'm messaging you from a private number. I'm not really dead can you cash app me $600 so I can come back to the United States and put out more music hehe The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk
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  • 28
    When u and ur boo hate and judge people together
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    Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138 Office Tip: If you have an even slightly more advanced understanding of Excel, do not, I repeat, do not share this secret with your coworkers.
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    Human: Uses all kind of shampoo, hair conditioner, nutrition Cat: Lick
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    Wife: "there's a rat in the kitchen! call pest control" Me wanting to make sure this isn't a ratatouille situation: hollup...Let him cook
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    1. borrow 10 billion from the bank 2. buy the bank 3. delete your own debt 4. sell the bank, 11

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